Showing posts with label funny. Show all posts
Showing posts with label funny. Show all posts

Thursday, November 11, 2010

Celeb Status - oh yeah!

Had to share a Facebook message with the world - it made me smile :) 

"I would looove to meet Bob! For me, meeting him would be like meeting a celebrity, only better." 

Oh yeah - Bob's pretty much a big deal around here lol. 

Thanks Abbey - we can't wait to see you and Baily!! 

Bob's cough is much better by the way - Haven't heard him cough since he started his meds :) 

Friday, June 25, 2010

7 months and some change...

Sorry it took a while for a new posting.. my summer classes require a lot of homework plus I had a test, plus it was mine and twinny's birthday so yeah.. lots of stuff but here is Bob's 7 months and another post-op update.

So, first off it has been pretty un-eventful on Bob's frontier... he is stuck in his cone until he gets his stitches out, which will be on Sunday so yay. He'll be able to go to class with me on Monday and Wednesday and then my other two classes on Thursday because I have a test Tuesday. Yay me. Oh - on that note, Michelle worked her magic and Bob is now 'allowed' to go to all my classes! Ok, now you may be wondering why he has to be stuck in his cone for so long.. basically its a rule at GDTx that the dogs stay in cones until their stitches come out.. doesn't matter if they notice them or not its a precaution just in case they decide to rip them out. So yeah, stitches = cone.
Speaking of this cone - it has caused quite some mayhem in our apartment... First, I have confirmed my professional diagnosis that Bob has Pica... Why? Because he has slowly been eating away at his cone and even though that is probably normal I'm sticking with my diagnosis! So yeah - in order to stop him from continuing to chew/eat that yummy plastic we decided to put packing tape on his cone where it has been chewed and broken. Yes broken because Bob just hasn't realized that his head is now 5 times the size that he's used to, and this boy has a pretty big head so that can't be easy to adjust to... poor kid.

Bob has also been banished to the living room because his cone makes me cranky.. it does this because every time he moves around in his crate his cone scrapes against the bars and it sounds like he's trying to blow the thing up.. at least thats what flashes in my head at 3 in the morning when I'm woken up from it. So yes, he's in the living room and keeps forgetting that whenever he is told to go to his bed - he automatically runs for the bedroom when I have to remind him. Once he sees his crate though he remembers and charges in - most of the time hitting his cone on the top and being flung backwards but hey - a little whiplash is good for a growing puppy right?

On a much happier note, we have been using this down time to further set in Bob's obedience and to work on his heel - which is now great and would be better if he didn't slap me with that darned cone on his turn-around. Yay Bob! He has also started automatically waiting at doorways (to outside) without me asking everytime, now I can't test this out yet but hopefully it will transfer over easily to outside work too. Yay Bob!

Also, not that its really necessary to tell but since I want to - here ya go, I made cake balls for mine and Erin's birthday :) Darrell helped, he rolled out all the little balls. It took me a couple tries to get it right but once I changed from cake balls to cake pops it went much smoother lol. Basically I just stuck a lollipop stick to all the things and then dunked them. Had to let them dry in some foam but it was worth it :) I have a few pictures of the process on my facebook so if you follow that link up in the top corner (the picture of Bob laying down on brown tile) you should be able to access that album. Just incase you wanted to see ;)

Oh, and his 7 things: Hmmmmmmmm..... We'll change this up and add some future things in there too...

1. His down stay will hopefully improve greatly with the help of my lab class that I will be taking him to every Monday and Wednesday. He will be tied down in a corner for the entire class period, its chemistry lab so he can't be under my table - too dangerous. I hope to get him to the point where the tie down is not necessary, we'll see. lol.

2. I have no idea how he is going to handle being at school for such a long straight amount of time every Tuesday and Thursday. Hopefully it won't wear him down too much - I know I feel like poo when I leave for home those days lol. Maybe its just mental strain... hmmm

3. His house manners have greatly improved since he has been stuck inside - yay Bob!

4. I still think he has Pica.... lol just kidding... kind of

5. He is settling down so much quicker lately.. he gets excited about things like normal but it doesn't take him as long to just chill you know?

6. He really likes fetch - with bones... I don't like fetch with bones.. I exchange for kongs and he finds another bone after a while.. we need a yard lol.

7. He really really really likes the smoked knuckle bone Michelle gave him for his... well nothing special really.. Michelle just hearts bob :) But seriously.. he's obsessed.

Ok so on to the real pictures that you were all waiting for - I wasn't going to post them because the wacky tape job on the cone is just embarrassing but you convinced me so ok.



Bob's face with his broken and taped up cone surrounding it. It is broken in 3 places.
Please try to ignore the damage and focus on the cuteness inside :) 

Bob with his face sideways so you can see a long tear down the side of his cone, it is straight for about 4 inches and then goes into zig zag pattern for another 2, You can also see his leg with his shaved patch where they stuck the I.V.
Ok, now you can focus on the damage ;) 

 Bob withi his head on the floor and his cone up around it. He looks slightly miserable lol
I heart that face :) 

A hand holding up the end of Bob's tail, you can see a swirl pattern with the hair on the very tip, there is also a hairy leg in the immediate background
P.S. Did you know that the hair on the tip of his tail swirled? P.S. did you know he has 2 black spots all the way on the back of his tongue? P.S. Would you believe me if I told you the leg in the background is not mine?

Picture of Bob's face taken at a level that is even with his nose. However the bottom half of his nose and the rest of his lower face is covered by blurred out dog parts because the camera didn't focus on them. His eyes are a really deep brown and are almost black and they look really glossy
He has the prettiest eyes ;) That blob of stuff covering the bottom of his face are his legs by the way. 

Picture of a bird that is about an inch above a small branch. His wings are pressed against his body with the ends pointing straight down. It looks like he jumped straight up, his toes are all pointing straight down at the branch he just left.
P.S. Did you see that really cool picture of the bird taking off from a tree branch? I took it this morning :)

Wednesday, June 16, 2010

Recuperation is a plastic head cone

So, as we all know, Bob had his 'manhood' surgery yesterday... you'll be happy to know that he is doing just fine especially considering his special circumstances... Oh you don't know? Yes, Bob had special circumstances, you see he was born a "monarch" which pretty much means only one of his testicles descended. Ok - puppy embryology lesson for you... When male puppies are in the womb their testes actually form up in the region around their intestines/kidney area, they must travel all the way down and chill out around the tail area until they mature. Well, one of Bob's testes didn't want to make that trip so it stayed up there... It's not usually a terrible thing in dogs but in Bob's case it attached to something and they had to make a second incision to retrieve it.. The doctor actually said it was his personal 3rd hardest retrieval he has ever had to perform... so now poor baby has two incisions and is being treated like he was spayed because of the one deeper incision. I have never had to do after care on a spay or neuter so I can't really tell you the difference in treatment, I just know he's a bit miserable....

Here are some pics so you can see how he's doing - this was last night - he was a bit loopy.


Ok, First thing he did when he got home was eat dinner (well only half..) then he went and picked up a bone (I actually had to hand it to him because he hadn't figured out the cone yet.. Well, he took his bone and stood there for about 2 minutes just standing and staring and holding his bone. Then he went over and dropped it in his food bowl...

Bob's bone inside of his dog bowl
I actually think he was looking for more food.... hmm

Bob trying to pick up his bone from his bowl with his clear plastic cone over his head
Then he changed his mind and wanted it back...

Egypt chewing on the bone with Bob watching close by
Well, Egypt wanted it too.. Bob didn't seem to care much...

He doesn't like his cone of shame :( He just stood around staring at nothing - I assume its upset due to the cone and groggy-ness due to the drugs - poor boy.

Bob laying in his crate with the door open, he is facing towards the front with his cone on
Well after about 5 minutes of him just standing around I had him go to his bed, I didn't lock him in just in case he wanted to come out and do something... he fell asleep in about 2 seconds.. I left him there :)
 There was one instance where Bob came trotting out into the living room, he went straight to the patio door so I thought he had to pee.. I let him out, he stood there for a minute and then walked back to the patio. So, we came back inside and Bob began trotting around like he was looking for something, he went in and out of a couple of rooms and was just looking... but was looking with a purpose lol. He finally stopped and laid down and just flopped over and chilled for a bit - he was a bit loopy.

Bob with his face pressed against the door of his crate, in between his face and the door his his cone, his eye is pressed against the cone and you can see his eye through it.
This was him this morning - I think he has become one with the cone lol...



Also - Tangent story :

The microwave thinks I am immature.... We had to put on new sticky buttons for Darrell and in the process of testing them out to make sure they were all in the right place the microwave started name calling - I didn't know how to respond... lol.
Sticky popped out buttons stuck onto the microwave on the 3, 0 and start buttons
Can you see Darrell's sticky buttons? They are in all the important places..

Microwave screen saying the world Child on it, under the screen you can see another sticky button on the popcorn button
Then I get message from Mr. Microwave - how rude! lol. I guess I pushed the buttons one too many times...

Thursday, March 25, 2010

Bump.

There's a lot of stuff I would like to blog about at the moment but I have to study soooo.. here's a picture :)


Bob in a pop up red crate, it has mesh sides and he is looking at me through the top slash side of it. All you can see is he top of his head his eyes through the mesh side.
Bob knocked the pop-up over... lol

Saturday, January 9, 2010

Darrell Tried to Kill Alfie...

So you know how last night Erin and I went to the movies, well that left Darrell at home with Alfie and Egypt. We left right after Alfie had eaten dinner so that Darrell would get a little break from him, because he has to stay in his crate for an hour after all meals. Well after about an hour Alfie started getting fussy so Darrell took him outside to go to the bathroom. He went and Darrell brought him back inside and attempted to put him back in his crate. Well as he was trying to close the door he noticed some uhh blockage lol. He thought it was just his paw and just kept the door there, not shut but not open either, he was thinking that Alfie would just pull his paw back so he could shut the door. So Darrell kind of moved the door to make Alfie realize, hey kid this door is gonna shut so you better get out of the way. Well after a bit Darrell just decided to shove the paw into the crate and go on his way. Well when he felt up the crate door to find his paw he realized what he was squishing was a little bit bigger than a paw. Haha he was shutting the crate on Alfie's neck, he didn't hurt him or anything. I think it just freaked him out a bit lol. Well that's the story of Darrell's attempt to kill Alfie.

*Disclaimer: No Alfie was hurt in the making of this story, just Darrell's confidence ;)